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Бях решил повече да не пиша тука ама не се сдържах :/ това е поцепващо 
(link Tук -има повече и са на английски +звучат по яко ... тфа го крадох от един форум )
666 - Правила на металистите 
1. Не бъди обратен.
2. Бъди "як".
3. Всички металисти, kоито не са "яки", са обратни.
4. Бъди мрачен.
5. Бъди зловещ.
6. Ако можеш, бъди едновременно мрачен и зловещ.
7. Чупи разни неща, докато си мрачен и зловещ.
8. Когато си на концерт, не се забавлявай. Стой мрачно със скръстени ръце.
9. Прави всичко, описано по-горе, като същевременно отричаш организираната религия във всичките й форми.
10. Никога не казвай, че ти харесва само "якия период" на Корозия, ако те питат дали харесваш Корозия. Вокалистът на Корозия се казва Ганьо Куршумов.
11. Не си играй с плюшени неща, освен ако под "играя" не се разбира "изгарям на клада".
12. Никога, никога, при никакви обстоятелства не произнасяй изречението "Ъшър е върха, човече!"
13. Не бъди Димо от П.И.Ф.
14. Когато майка ти те накара да изхвърлиш боклука, отвърни с мрачно достойнство, че истинските метълисти никога не изхвърлят боклука.
15. Ако това не подейства, бягай.
16. Разврати някоя девственица.
17. Развращавай всичко, което не е от мъжки пол.
18. Когато не си сигурен какво да кажеш, казвай "як норвежки блекметъл!"
19. Обръщай всички кръстове, които докопаш.
20. Издавай култово, ъндърграунд, мрачно и зловещо фенско списание. Публикувай само интервюта с групи, за които никой не е чувал, включително и най-яките блекметълисти.
21. Никога, никога, никога не подхождай към нещо без предразсъдъци.
22. Никога не записвай песни, по-къси от 15 минути и с по-малко от 15 прилагателни в заглавието.
23. Боядисвай лицето си в бяло.
24. Броди в гората.
25. Обличай се като трол.
26. Използвай големи количества бодлива тел.
27. Не бъди Стенли (или, припомням, Димо от П.И.Ф.).
28. Не разказвай вицове, на които се смее само майка ти.
29. Изобщо не разказвай вицове.
30. Сат-анален секс. Хъхъхъхъх-ь.
31. Хъхъхъхъхъхъхъ.
32. Когато не си сигурен какво да правиш, гледай намръщено в краката си.
33. Не си купувай албуми, от които не те боли главата. Ако може да се слуша без главоболие, значи не е як блекметъл.
34. Ако не-блекметълист те попита какво представлява якият блекметъл, отговори нещо като "Якият блекметъл е есенцията на чистото зло в човека", така че да си остане в неведение.
35. Накарай някой от групата ти да се самоубие и после започни да твърдиш, че е умрял, защото "мейнстриймът е заразил истинската сцена".
36. Събери се с членовете на старата си група и издай албум с комерсиална цел.
37. След като никой не си купи албума, започни да твърдиш, че това е било нарочно и "яко".
38. Направи си страничен проект. Увери се, че всички в групата ти имат собствени странични проекти.
39. Използвай членовете на собствената си група В страничния си проект като "гостуващи изпълнители".
40. Записвай всичко в едно и също студио, със същите инструменти и продуцент.
41. Обложката на албума ти може да съдържа най-много три цвята. (Позволени цветове: сиво, черно и бяло.)
42. Ако това е възможно, избери заглавието на албума си по такъв начин, че да съдържа три думи, които нямат абсолютно никаква връзка помежду си. Поучи се от великите Диму Боргир (Enthrone Darkness Triumphant, Spritual Black Dimensions, Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia).
43. Защо в заглавието на албума ти още няма думата "Северен"? Заеми си веднага! Аматьор...
44. Познаването на правописа не е нито мрачно, нито зловещо.
45. Обяви публично, че групата ти няма религиозна ориентация, а после използвай думата "сатана" повече от 400 пъти в албума си, като внимаваш самият той да не е над 30 минути.
46. Ако пееш на концерт, винаги изръмжавай имената на песните, така че никой да не разбере за коя става въпрос. Така няма да забележат, че пееш едно парче, а групата ти свири друго.
47. 3а да направиш записите на групата си по-неразбираеми и следователно по-култови, избери вокалист, който има съвсем повърхностни познания по езика, на който пее. (Позволени езици: норвежки, латински, оркски)
48. Настоявай, че музиката никога не трябва да се развива и трябва да звучи така, както преди десет лайняни години.
49. Никога не казвай "лайняни".
50. "Хайл" е единственият възможен поздрав между яките блекметълисти.
51. Ако срещнеш някой особено як блекметълист, пробвай с "Адски Хайл!"
52. На обложката задължително трябва да присъства нечетлив готически шрифт, обърнат кръст и/или пентаграма. Това правило не подлежи на обсъждане.
53. Когато говорищ за секс с яка блекметълистка, винаги използвай изрази като "обругах портите на девствеността й с могъщия си боздуган".
54. Бъди фен на Приятели.
55. Чакай... това последното го задраскай (Виж 1-ва точка).
56. Никога не разкривай на непосветени точната дата, на която Адското Копито ще Възвести Края на Историята. Вместо това ги увери, че постоянно трябва да имат готовност да засмучат мазния Кур на Черния Господар.
57. Използвай фразата "да засмучеш мазния К*р на Черния Господар" колкото е възможно по-често.
58. Притежавай стотици блекметъл албуми, демо-записи и нелегално записани концерти. Слушай често приблизително 8 от тях.
59. Независимо къде си роден, преструвай се, че си от Слатина, следователно "як".
60. Не бъди Димо от П.И.Ф. (Мисля, че вече изяснихме този въпрос)
61. Всички домашни любимци, които притежаваш към момента, отсега нататък ще се наричат "Демона". Всички бъдещи домашни любимци, които би могъл да притежаваш, също ще се наричат "Демона".
62. Обяви публично, че мрачните ти текстове са повлияни от великите творби на могъщия Толкин, свещените сатанински писания и древното езическо минало на Норвегия. Преструвай се, че тези три факта имат нещо общо помежду си.
63. Притежавай голям брой култови като ада Т-шърти на групи, чиито албуми никога не си виждал и чувал.
64. Използвай израза "Култов като ада" колкото е възможно по-често.
65. Използвай Т-шъртите колко то се може по-често.
666. И знаеш ли какво? Защо ти е да седиш и четеш тези дивотии, когато можеше да си гримиран в бяло и да бродиш из горите, нахлузил широка черна роба? Засрами се!
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тея съм ги виждала само на англ. и ме мързеше да ги чета ама сега ще им хвърля едно око 
бтв ето и 101 правила на хардкора
| Цитат: | 101 Rules of Hardcore
Contains a couple of grammatical mistakes, but what the 0176......
1) Be tough at all times.
2) Never cheer after a show, only clap.
3) Be open minded in a "punch people" kind of way
4) Only the good hardcore bands have names that are sentences with bad grammar. Boy Hits Car, Boy Sets Fire, Skycamefalling, Boy Sets Car-fire.
5) Ankles are tough so bring your socks down into your shoes so we can see them.
6) Tattoos are tough especially when they are on your calves. See Rule 5 on how to see said tattoo more clearly.
7) Wear your hoody in the mosh pit because sweating like a wild pig makes you look tough.
Don't admit you listen to heavy metal.
9) (Exception to rule Only admit you listen to heavy metal if you think it is ironic and you wear 80's cheese metal shirts.
10) Be a non-conformist, just like all your friends.
11) Practice hardcore dancing in front of your mirror and then try them out the next time Atreyu comes to town.
12) A hardcore band is only original if you call it something-core. Example Screamcore, emocore, Screamocore, mathcore, or Medio-core.
13) Remember, it's fun to punch and kick kung fu style.
14) Keep it in the do-jo.
15) Real hardcore fans are called kids.
16) Complain how hardcore bands are playing with metal bands at all costs!
17) Have your own zine, website, production company or be in a band. Claim you are friends with the singer from Shai Hulud.
1 Tell people you work in the music industry.
19) More Ankles people!
20) Embrace everybody in the scene except for those people who are not you.
21) Refer to bands as old school or new school then act tough again.
22) Pretend that you get Dillinger Escape plan.
23) Shop at second hand stores and then go buy expensive shoes.
24) Beat people up and then go to bible study class.
25) Smoking and drinking and having sex before marriage is too trendy. Real hardcore tough guys abstain.
26) Whatever you do, don't let the singer on stage ever sing in the mic. Make sure you grab it from him and sing in it yourself, after all, you do a better job singing then him. It's a wonder they didn't put you on the album.
27) Start your own hardcore band.
2 Have your logo resemble some random 80's product for nostalgia.
29) Talk about the scene any chance you get. Say as many obscure hardcore bands from NJ as possible.
30) If you are shy start an emo band so you don't have to look at the audience.
31) People who know more bands than you are better than you.
32) Add the Letter X before and after important words. XhardcorekidX XmoshfuckX
33) Never say "Did you hear the new Strung Out?" Unless you are attempting to be funny in which case stop it because hardcore kids are tough not funny.
34) It's merch not Merchandise.
35) Hardcore girls must wear head bands at all times.
36) Stretch your ears out to look more intimidating.
37) The bigger you stretch you ears out the more hardcore you are.
3 Your ear should be stretched out enough to accommodate a block of wood, a hubcap or a penis.
39) People in the front row are best used as a ladder/staircase to reach your goal... steal the mic away from the singer.
40) When people ask you if you like a band always say "I only like the old stuff" or "I haven't really gotten into the new stuff."
41) Buy all of that bands merch.
42) Wear your new merch at the next hardcore show.
43) Repeat steps 41 and 42
44) If you have to wear glasses make sure they are thick, black framed ones.
45) Don't tell anybody but make sure you try on your new vintage clothes and stud belt before heading out to see Poison the well.
46) Never admit you don't like Hatebreed and go see them live 12 times a year.
47) Complain that they are playing with Slayer but don't admit you actually like Slayer.
4 Complain at all costs.
49) Tag team hardcore dancing is cool
50) Real hardcore kids are really struggling photographers.
51) You don't go to hardcore concerts, you go to hardcore shows. BIG difference.
52) Name your hardcore dance moves things like "The mother 0176" or "kick that guys ass move" or better yet... stay home and cry.
53) Protect your body from swinging limbs by sacrificing your two arms.
54) Scream about love.
55) All age venues are important so you are not tempted to drink.
56) Claim you know a guy who knows a guy whose best friend was standing next to the guy who got his ass kicked during Converge. Bash the hardcore scene and then go see The Get Up Kids.
57) Anytime somebody mentions a band always say you know somebody in the band.
5 Wear your pins with honour! Shai Hulud, American Nightmare, Minor Threat and the purple heart of valour.
59) Velcro shoes are cool.
60) Don't admit that you have a crush on the singer from Walls of Jericho. If somebody asks, say you respect her as a musician only.
61) Your band name should contain one of the following words: Blood, Murder, Kill, Victim and butterfly.
62) Print your band name as if it was on a bad printing press. Actual graphics are for posers.
63) Sleep on a portrait painted prettier then everyone.
64) 100 bands from around the world to play in your city. All of them are the world's best hardcore bands. Every label represented, every hardcore genre present. The venue is the best all-ages venue in the world. Tickets are $1.00. It is your job to go around saying the festival should be free.
65) Record producers must make sure to pump the mid because mid is tough.
66) Re-issue your demos after every album.
67) When the band starts playing everybody join hands and make a big circle so we can watch the big kids play.
6 Crying on stage makes you a professional.
69) Complain some more.
70) Album covers must be made at home on Photoshop by your good friend.
71) If you are from New York NEVER smile in a promo pic. In fact always try to cross your arms and look into the camera as if you are going to beat up whom ever is looking.
72) If you are from New Jersey NEVER smile in a promo pic either. In fact try to look like you just lost your girl friend to the hardcore band from New York.
73) Never admit that Emo is Country music lyrics mixed with pop rock riffs and marketed by 17 year olds trying to make their friend be the next Dashboard Confessional.
74) American Idol is your worst enemy. (But you voted for Ruben)
75) You can get away with glitter on your face as long as your stretched ear plugs are clear.
76) 0176 beer, Got breast milk?
77) Bandanas are cool.
7 Bandanas with big X on them are cooler.
79) Bandanas with big X on them were cool last week you poser.
80) Your best friend is a guy named XattackX from Jersey who you chat with on MSN everyday. He is coming to see you one day. Really.
81) Chunky breakdowns in your songs are original and you should continue to do them despite every other band doing them which is clearly a rip off of your band.
82) Judge other bands and always compare them to the socio-cultural effects of the band Integrity.
83) Look up Socio-cultural in the dictionary and then get offended.
84) Green Day is the real reason you are still alive.
85) Describe your group of friends as "the scene" and then watch bootlegs of last weeks
86) Obey the laws of the hardcore scene or forever be banished from the circle.
87) When somebody asks you what is hardcore respond with "I am hardcore" then punch somebody in the face for looking at you wrong.
8 Keep punching
89) Kick a little too
90) Punch
91) Add a threat about their mother for good measure.
92) Pretend you are won the fight then pickup your dismembered left arm.
93) You are wearing the same thing as the 40-year old gas pump attendant but for some strange mystical reason you are cooler than he is.
94) Tell everybody that Trustkill Records are too trendy.
95) Did you stop acting tough? I saw you hug that teddy bear.
96) Pierce you tits and tattoo your body.
97) Straight bangs means straight-edge
9 Being vegan means you can't swallow sperm.
99) When in doubt Mock everything
100) Take everything personally.
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Блека е култово,вскеи път се смея много на него.
Относно хардкора - аз ли се бъркам или хардкор и емокор са две доста не съвместими неща?!
Иначе ей това - 23) Shop at second hand stores and then go buy expensive shoes. - много ме изкефи. 
Ето и малко от мен:
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101 rules of Nue metal
1. When asked who your musical influences are, say Black Sabbath -- always Black Sabbath.
2. Make sure you donґt sound like Black Sabbath at all even though you said that theyґre your musical influences.
3. Make fun of popular music especially Britney Spears and any boyband. This is non-negotiable.
4. When conducting interviews always say the words "@#%$", "fag", and "@#%$".
5. Accept interviews only from the following music magazines: Metal Edge, Revolver, Alternative Press, Hit Parader, Guitar World, Kerrang! and Rolling Stone.
6. Pay them $50 to mention the word "metal" in correlation with your music, in every single interview.
7. Add another $50 if they are able to invent a new genre dedicated solely to your band -- ie. Death Metal Disco (Static X), Melodic-core (Thursday), Christian Rap Metal (POD).
8. Make sure that at least one of your band members have an existing side project, or at least planning to start one.
9. Ask your mom to go to the nearest "Ross" beauty shop to buy six boxes of Lander hair gel.
10. Use the word "gay" when referring to anything you donґt like.
11. No guitar solos.
12. Your drumming techniques must consist of "bass-snare, bass-snare" drumming only.
13. In order for your bassist to win a "Best Bass Player Award", make sure that they...
14. ...are female or...
15. ...use the "slap and pop" playing style.
16. Jump in the air while playing your guitar, and while in mid-air place the guitar on your side.
17. During concerts, ask your audience to sing along...
18. ...jump up and down...
19. ...put their hands in the air...
20. ...flash their middle-fingers...
21. ...and be careful not to hurt each other.
22. In the liner notes of your album, dedicate it to your parents, and to more than 15 different nu-metal bands with at least 4 bands which you borrowed your sound from.
23. Your second album must be weaker than the first one.
24. Make sure that at least one band member...
25. ...has been previously arrested...
26. ...drinks beer...
27. ...or smokes marijuana.
28. During interviews deny any form of drug-use in your band.
29. Say you hate Limp Bizkit, then contradict your statement by sticking up for bands like Taproot, Drowning Pool, and Primer 55.
30. When describing bands which you think are good, end every statement with "kicks ass".
31. When describing bands you hate, end every statement with either "sucks dick", or "@#%$ sucks ass".
32. Pretend that youґve been abused as a child and when no one believes you, hold...
32. ...your depressing song lyrics as evidence, and if that doesnґt work...
33. ...donate 3% of your earnings to anti-child abuse foundations.
34. Your record label must be either one of the following (and there subsidiaries): Sony, Interscope, Warner, Geffen, Virgin, Roadrunner, and Island/Def Jam.
35. Wear baseball caps, shades, wallet-chains, or any other fancy-schmancy fashion accessory EVERYTIME.
36. Your pants must be 3 times larger than your original waist length.
37. Say "shaznit".
38. Say "tight as @#%$" whenever possible.
39. Pretend that you hate MTV, and say that you detest the playing of your videos without your consent -- but deep down inside you really like the way they promote your music.
40. When meeting up with Kurt Loder and Carson Daly, be sure to meet up with Fred Durst to ask for pointers.
41. Always give credit to Korn and say they brought back "metal" from the dead.
42. Make sure you have at least one female member.
43. Be at every single "Ozzfest" tour.
44. Your t-shirts must be plain black with your logo in front and a teen-angst quote in the back.
45. Pretend that you design your own website.
46. Get Ross Robinson, GGGarth, or Brendan Oґ Brien to produce your record.
47. Always make sure that you delay your album release. If itґs scheduled for June 5, move it to July 7. Do this at least twice per album.
48. Ask guest rappers or any member from another nu-metal band to participate on your album.
49. Always whine.
50. Close your eyes when singing to show how "depressed" you are -- ie. Staind
51. Body piercings are a must.
52. Make sure that you have at least one band member thatґs bald...
53. ...or have a goatee.
54. Pretend that you hate the world.
55. During live shows, make sure that you dive to the crowd and ask them to return you back.
56. Your pants must be low-waist, and must show your boxers underneath when you lift your shirt.
57. Your drummer must be topless during live concerts.
58. Bite the microphone when singing.
59. Swing the microphone stand while headbanging in unison.
60. Always suck up to the crowd during a live performance -- ie. "its a good day to be here in Los-@#%$-Angeles!"
61. Insert the word "@#%$" in the middle of two words -- ie. "I like coco-@#%$-nut"
62. Zildijan must be your official cymbals.
63. Your guitars must be Ibanez or Fender. Accept no substitutes.
64. Always use seven-string guitars.
65. The more stomp boxes and pedals you have, the bigger the chances of you winning a "Best Guitar Player" award. So get to it!
66. Wear facepaints or masks, and when someone labels you a Slipknot rip-off say that you existed as early as 1977.
67. When someone asks how your next album is going to turn out, say that its going to be the "heavy-@#%$-iest album of all @#%$ time".
68. Read #67 but add more of the word "@#%$" as much as possible for emphasis.
69. Make sure that when it comes out, it doesnґt sound as heavy as you said it would be.
70. Your song lyrics must have the word "@#%$" on at least 3 songs. This rule only applies to pretentious "tough-as-nails" bands.
71. Pick fights with random bands to show how "bad-ass" you are.
72. If you intend to copy someone elseґs sound -- donґt use any form of profanity whatsoever when writing song lyrics, so the attention of the critiques will be focused on the lyrical content instead of your music. For more information, ask Linkin Park because they are considered as the "masters" of this art.
73. When kids start calling your band "sell-outs", reply that if they were on your position theyґd do the same thing as well.
74. When kids start calling you a copycat, say that the band youґre being compared to is one of your musical influences or....
75. ...its just a coincidence.
76. Make fun of gay people at all times. This is a perfect way to hide the fact that youґre a closet gay.
77. When your parents tells you to go to your room -- go to your room.
78. You must have a studio album out every year. If you canґt pull a studio album in just a year, an album with demos and remixes of old songs will do.
79. Make sure that you get into a scuffle with security on every single concert you partake in to cause a "scene".
80. Wash your sneakers only 4 times a year.
81. Wear clothes from a particular clothing company -- and soon they will ask you to endorse their wardrobe. Perfect choices are Adidas and Puma.
82. Release a video that contains nothing but backstage footage of your band making asses out of themselves.
83. During live shows say that youґre about to perform a song they already know. Utter the first word of the song title then ask the fans to complete the name of the song by pointing the mic towards them. Keep on doing it until they scream the title crystal clear, or if youґve wasted 5 minutes just getting them to complete the task.
84. Your fanbase must comprise of 90% morons that have usernames on the internet patterned after your band (ie. Mudvayne fans - DeathBloomsDig99) and the last 10% with smart guys that use original names.
85. Your band name must be a mispelling of an original word.
86. When parents start blaming your band for having songs that incite violence, turn the blame back on them by saying "you never spent time enough with your kids".
87. When someone points out the similarities of your music with another band which rose to popularity just recently, pretend that youґve never heard of them before.
88. Cancel at least 5 of the tour dates you intend to play in the near future.
89. Claim that the posturings of anger and depression in your songs are genuine.
90. Insist that your band is "metal" at all times.
91. Best Buy and Hot Topic must be your core album distributors.
92. Say that youґre going to commit suicide whenever no one pays attention to you.
93. Your idea of being unique is donning black and white facepaint and acting like a depressed troll in your bedroom.
94. Pretend that you like Kittieґs music but in reality you just want to score on at least one member.
95. Say that rule #94 is a lie! Then stomp your foot on the ground repeatedly while screaming "thatґs not true! thatґs not true!" over and over again.
96. Your first radio single must have clean vocals or at least melodic riffing.
97. Waste your time writing a song dedicated to taking potshots at the critiques and the people that make fun of your otherwise STUPID music.
98. If you are a new band, cover an old 80s song and make it as catchy as you can. Ship this song as your first radio single -- instant success!
99. Participate in as many compilation albums as you can.
100. Strictly no guitar solos.
101. You are offended personally by every single rule written above.
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| Цитат: | 50 ways to anoy a metalhead
1. Tell them every metal band worships the devil.
2. Ask if all black metal bands are trying to copy KISS or just most of them.
3. Hide their joint under their library card.
4. Ask if they know of any other cool bands like Slipknot.
5. If they're listening to metal, tell them it sounds like some mainstream band. Doesn't matter who.
6. Say it's all a ripoff of Iron Butterfly anyway.
7. Ask if they've given their souls to Jesus yet.
8. Vaguely imply that you're gay and would like their company for the evening.
9. Record over their Cannibal Corpse albums with other Cannibal Corpse albums and see if they ever notice the difference.
10. Refuse to accept their fake I.D.
11. Ask how much Dio got paid for his role as Stuart Little.
12. Use the phrase "cookie monster vocals" and act like it's the funniest, most original thing you've ever come up with.
13. If they're listening to metal, tell them "These guys don't have talent. Now <insert>, those guys have talent!"
14. Say "What is vinyl?"
15. Point out how stupid manowar is. If they agree, tell them the only thing more stupid is Black Sabbath with Dio.
16. Tell them it all sounds the same.
17. Admit that Cliff Burton was a dirty hippy who had already peaked musically.
18. If they say they love 80s metal, ask them what ever happened to Poison.
19. Tell them you like underground music too, like <insert>
20. Point out that Tarja from Nightwish can't sing.
21. Insist that Emperor videos would be better if they used a dance troupe.
22. Ask if Mayhem is Marilyn Manson's band.
23. Divert their CD shipments to the local Jewish community center.
24. Write "God Loves You" on their Venom backpatch.
25. Point out that just about every genre of music has an underground with bands who have integrity, so metal really isn't that unique.
26. Post under their nickname on a power metal board and say Ray Alder ****s all over John Arch.
27. Take out the Iron Maiden disc and put in 50 Cent.
28. Give them a spiky pop-punk haircut while they sleep.
29. Pronounce "Celtic Frost" correctly.
30. If they're over 25, say that people can still rock even if they have an unplanned child or two and drive a grocery getter. Then point and laugh.
31. Tell them you're not hiring and to try the other Cinnabon down the street.
32. Sit quietly and applaud politely at a metal show.
33. Make them be sober for five whole seconds.
34. Ask if Randy Rhoads was on the same flight as John Denver.
35. Tell them Korn brought metal back to life in the 90s.
36. Turn the bass way up on their stereo.
37. Laugh at Slayer for stealing their name from the Buffy show.
38. Call Doro fat.
39. Call them on their horrible grammar and/or spelling.
40. Remind them that metal is partially derived from the blues. Then accuse them of being wiggers.
41. Use the phrase "balls in a vice" at least three times when talking about classic metal and/or power metal vocalists.
42. If it's a guy with long hair, address him as if he were female. Don't correct yourself about it.
43. Be impressed with how much RoadRunner Records has improved over the past ten years.
44. Say you love Metallica's debut, The Black Album.
45. Notice that Lemmy hasn't moved his left hand in 30 years of playing bass.
46. Refer to metal as "that kill-your-father rape-your-mother stuff."
47. Ask them if their favorite band is so good, how come nobody has ever heard of them.
48. Pine for the good old days when Pour Some Sugar On Me was a big hit.
49. Tell them you used to be a metalhead, but grew out of it when you started listening to more intellectual stuff like <insert>
50. Post a list of "Ways To Annoy Metal Fans" knowing full well that so many of them internalize everything and can't take a joke. |
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