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[EMERALD]

> A woman is about to give birth in hospital. The doctor comes
> round and asks
> her whether her husband will be joining her.
>
> "No," she says, "I don't have a husband."
>
> "Will your boyfriend be coming then?"
>
> "No," she says, "I don't have a boyfriend either."
>
> "I'm sorry if I seem inquisitive," says the Doctor, "but how
> did you
> become
> pregnant?"
>
> "Well," she replies in a shy quiet voice, "times are hard and I
> was forced
>
> to make a porn film to make ends meet."
>
> A few hours later the woman finally gives birth and the Doctor
> shows her
> the
> new baby.
>
> "You've got a lovely black baby boy" he tells her.
>
> "Oh yes," she says, "the leading man was black. But why does
> the baby have
>
> funny eyes?"
>
> "You're right," says the Doctor, "his eyes look Chinese to me."
>
> "Of course," she goes on, "now I remember. The stand-in guy was
> Chinese." >
> "And he's got blond hair too," the Doctor continues in
> amazement.
>
> "That will be the Swedish guys in the last scene," she
> explains. "They
> were
> really great."
>
> Doctor and patient stand around looking into the crib for a few
> seconds
> and
> then the baby starts to cry.
>
> The woman lets out a deep sigh of relief. "Thank God for that.
> I was
> afraid
> he was going to bark.
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[DaViDiaN]

бляяяя
с куче хахаха
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If There Was A Single Day I Could Live,
A Single Breath I Could Take,
I'd Trade All The Others Away...

За да откриеш перфектния човек, трябва първо да се влюбиш в него!

[KRASHA]

i az znam edna:
Edin alpinist se katerel po edna skala i sre6tnal edna kyrva i tq my vika:
>Are you going to 0176 with me or you are going to suckseed
Alpinista vika:
>I will suckseed
Produljil alpinista o6te 500 metra i sre6tnal o6te 1 kyrva i tq my vika:
>Are you going to 0176 with me or you are going to suckseed
Alpinista kazva:
>I will suckseed
Stigna alpinista do vurxa na skalata i 1 negur otiva do nego i vika:
>Hi Im Seed

[adrenaLIne]

good good
za parvoto sq 6a 4eta na KRASHA
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N DEY SAY

[adrenaLIne]

xaxaxaxax i na krasha e mnogo dobro;]
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N DEY SAY

[RockI]

xaxaxaxaxax
Qko - i dvete!!!!!!!
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I got a hundred guns, a hundred clips, Nigga I'm from New York (New York)
Ruff RydeR, and D-Block and shit, Nigga 0176 what you thought (you thought)
And you can't take shit for granted, because life is too short (too short)
I got a hundred guns, a hundred clips, Nigga I'm from New York
(Aha, and this is how we dо...)
RuFF`RockI

[ShortY]

hxhaaxahx mn qko :}
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По-добре известен пияница отколкото анонимен алкохолик!
На сиромах човек и половин пу*ка му стига.
Hanging from the Arch Bitch!!!!! haha

[botroid]

Във чуждоезичен форум ли съм попаднал кво?!

[Djano]

Който може да си превежда И двете ги разбрах ама първото не е толкова смешно, поне на мене
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Astra модератор!

[anilaG]

hah mnoo qko za wsichko trqa da si ima obqsnenie-opravdanie
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"аз съм българче обичам..."

[MetaMan]

и двете са много добри
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Интелигентността е: преднамереност, гъвкавост и продуктивен МЪРЗЕЛ!!!!!!!
I'M NOT A SLAVE TO A GOD THAT DOESN'T EXSIST
I'M NOT A SLAVE TO WORLD THAT DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT
LIVERPOOL FC FOREVER
YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE

[GOD^_^]

хахах брилянтни смешки! уел дан....
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[Caisa666]

dobre 4e ima hora koito si nqmat rabota 4e da izmislqt takiwa raboti
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I’m here without you baby but your still on my lonely mind, I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time!!! I’m here without you baby but your still with me in my dreams, And tonight it’s only you and me!

[DoOm_MaSTeR]

xaxxaxa mn qkii
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rua

[RZA]

lol
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на италянски знам само : Ke Me Facho za Markucho


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